Chickens

So I went to my grandmother's house today, which is pretty typical of Memorial Day. Since my grandparents and cousins have houses near enough to each other, they have a collectively huge backyard. My cousins also have chickens in this backyard. So, when I went out there today, I saw this:

For some strange reason, my first impulse was to lift one over my head, like this:

Then I realized I am a total nerd. I love Legend of Zelda.

Luckily I did not have a sword, so this did not happen:

Heck, that would have been freaking awesome, even if I did die.