I am a mutant

I'm just like these guys. Kind of.

So I love X-Men. Just the best. I have yet to see First Class, which angers me. I am a mutant, so eventually I will go to Professor X's School For Gifted Children. You may say, But that makes little to no sense, how are you a mutant? Well, I'll tell you. I have plenty of gifts:

• I can dislocate all my ball and socket joints and put them back in without too much pain.
• I heal really fast. Second degree burn, gone in 5 days.
• I do not get sick easily. I have an impenetrable stomach.
• My inner ear is impervious to spinning. I am pro at spinning.
• I have nerves of steel. Like really, I need extra Novocain at the dentist and can feel the smallest of things.

My only real weakness is that I cannot digest lactose. Dang milk.