I'm not above conformity only because I don't want to be called a hipster

I'm not following the rules.

They want me to say twelve random facts about myself. Random they get.

1. I have a freckle in my left palm.
2. I choose the color of my reversible belt every time I where it by closing my eyes and flipping it until I lose track of which side is which, then put it on.
3. I can go to sleep anywhere. The sidewalk outside a Pizza Hut at 9:00 PM in the middle of winter? Easy.
4. I could spend thousands of dollars on formal wear. I love good looking suits.
5. I hate most of the music played. I hate country. I hate whatever they play at dances. I hate it all.
6. I hope I get a scar on my chin like Harrison Ford.
7. I make videos.
8. I hate math.
9. I was disappointed when I got a 29 on the ACT without studying.
10. Pancho Villa almost killed my great-grandfather.
11. I want to make people feel emotion from the things I make.
12. I wear size 12 shoes and am 5'11".

Now they want me to answer some questions. Fine.

1. Favorite musical? I don't watch musicals. Les Miserables.
2. How many cavities do you have? Too many. It's not my fault, blame that quack of a dentist.
3. Favorite (dirty) song? I have standards.
4. Country or dupstep: which is worse? Crap is crap as far as I can see. Why dig through it?
5. Favorite catchphrase that someone else says, not you? Since you didn't give parameters for not saying it, I'll choose something that I borrowed from someone else. "I've heard it both ways."
6. Would you rather dance in the rain or go on a romantic dinner/movie date with that special someone? The former because dancing in the rain sounds pretty useless. I mean really, there are better places you could dance as well as better things to do in the rain.
7. Favorite video game(s)? I would say the Zelda series and Mario. I stick with the classics. Also, Goldeneye of the N64. So clutch.
8. Which do you like better, Psych or The Office? The Office was best in the second season then lost it's flare, whereas Psych met it's true potential in it's second season and kept going up. Since the seasons are basically comparable, timeline wise, I'd say The Office in the beginning, then Psych for most of the two.
9. Favorite person to text or call? Probably Maren Parsons. She has really good taste in everything and very often her texts make me want to marry her. Example: Me too! Haha and bookshelves... I just... Really like bookshelves. So great.
10. Would you rather eat cupcakes or brownies? I would go for a piece of steak. Was that one of the options? No? Isn't it always?
11. Favorite attractive famous person? Zooey Deschanel has got my famous person heart. She is pretty awesome. Also, Emma Watson.
12. What is the most important lesson you feel you've learned in your life? Easy. The day I learned about Trigonometry. It really taught me how much I loath math.

I am not going to spread this cancer. Do what you want. I love you, bye.