7000

Lets go for 7000 pageviews before my birthday, yeah? Let's get there before Wednesday.

Skills

Here is a little disclaimer. I sound like a jerk because I am. In this particular instance, I felt comfortable enough that I knew what I said wouldn't have detrimental affects. So, keep that in mind.
Last night I was at a party at which we were told to dance. I was slow dancing with a friend of mine who knew I thought she was definitely not ugly. I am pretty good friends with her and after a few comments about how beautiful she looked in her semi-formal wear, I told her very flatly that she was ugly.
Explanation. So, I once was writing on my phone (which I do often) and kind of venting about how I had no tact around a certain girl. As I was writing, I stated that I was so smooth, that I could tell a girl she was ugly and by the end of the conversation have her walking away giggling from my charm. Now, it wasn't a lie, but I didn't know for sure that it was true. So in order to put my mind at ease, I put it to the test. You can't say what I write about myself is a lie.
Now, I must admit that the pure excitement (I feel that is the wrong word) of telling a girl straight to her face that her face was not straight got the better of me for a moment and I slightly lost my tact, but now when I say that I can do what I said I can do, it is true. It is because I have skills. But like the Mythbusters, remember, don't try this at home. I am a professional.

Breakthrough

I kind of want to be an author. One thing that is really hard is originality. Let me restate that. Quality originality. How many copycats or fan fic authors make it big? None that I know of. It will be pretty awesome when I do something original. And I have something in mind that blows my mind. It is a point, a split, and a fold. You don't understand.

Happy 2011!

Some guy that looked like me just walked out of my house. Weird, eh? He said something about this being my blog, but I haven't ever used it, sooooooo... Happy new year, I guess? What do people usually say on these things? Anyways, I had a really good year and I am excited to finish out my sophomore year. I decided that I am going to probably take Calculus next year. BC, because I am a genius. I bet all the idiots will drop out and it'll only be me getting a 5. My computer is being so dumb and saying that it's 2012. I think it's busted.

So I am going to be sixteen in ten days. Wicked excited. There is something off about everything right now and I can't figure out why. I have no idea what, but it sure is strange.

So here is the thing about last year...

Turns out I skipped all of 2011 due to a rip in the time-space continuum. So I went back in time near the beginning of 2013 and lived all the way to about right now. I am going back to live my the rest of my senior year. Oh one more thing, I went farther in time and I turn out a really hot, famous author, so if your a girl and are reading this, I would definitely pre-order me. Seriously though.